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Anon watches lord of the rings (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Actually, he does turn pinecones into little fireballs in The Hobbit. At least in the book, I don't remember if that was in the movie. Nothing like the Fireball spell in D&D, though.

[–] felixthecat@lemmy.whynotdrs.org 3 points 1 year ago

Not to mention the fire magic used to burn and scare the goblins when they were captive of the goblin king.

The pinecones were pretty awesome at burning the wolves too the way it magically spread amongst them if they touched.