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Fisher-Price Smartphone Toy Teaches Children To Screen All Calls Assuming It’s Debt Collectors (www.theonion.com)

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[–] HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works -1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If defeatism was a comment

[–] Thassodar@lemm.ee 4 points 1 year ago

Can you give me one instance where a politician said they received a call, letter, or email, that changed their stance on XYZ?

Even if I did all the research and voted for the politician that told me they listen to all the constituents, once they're in office I can't MAKE them do anything.