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[–] SordidSplendor@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (5 children)

We’re like three posts away from a ‘Ten Hag caught mainlining heroin’ article.

[–] Sonnycrocketto@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

I AM THE DANGER!

[–] fishinadi@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

Ten Hag caught caught for his meth empire

[–] Dirt-Purple@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago (1 children)

A 53 year old male suspect was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United's 3-0 loss to Luton Town

[–] ModestWhimper@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

A 53 year old Manchester based football manager, who cannot be named for legal reasons, was taken into custody by Greater Manchester Police for shooting heroin in the Metrolink following Manchester United's 3-0 loss to Luton Town

[–] einarfridgeirs@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

"Ten Hag part of Amsterdam-based anti-Semetic arms smuggling ring funneling Dutch missiles to Hamas"

[–] IpschwitzTownFC@alien.top 1 points 10 months ago

And it still won't be the worst news to come out from the club