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Terrible Estate Agent Photos

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Terrible photos listed by estate agents/realtors that are so bad they’re funny.

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[–] Winged_Hussar@lemmy.world 58 points 11 months ago (8 children)
[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 48 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

It feels.like there's a few tales to be told about that place.

For starters it looks like a house has been put on top of another house.

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals, possibly primates.

Then the rest of the house has the feel of a cheap porn venue.

All selling points as far as I'm concerned, although it might need a scrub down with bleach.

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 9 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Then a few rooms look like they were fitted out for animals

That was my thought as well: "that's quite the cat tree"...

"Wait, the whole house is a cat tree? "

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 3 points 11 months ago

And the scale suggests they'd be big cats. I suppose the lingering odour of lion urine would keep most wildlife away (also people).

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It looks like a house that has held more than one person prisoner.

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Possibly with their consent. Is this horny jail?

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 1 points 11 months ago

We must be looking at different houses. I'm seeing rape dungeon, you're seeing party pad. Hmm.

[–] protist@mander.xyz 16 points 11 months ago

That there is a house with character. Seems like you could explore in there for days unless it collapsed on you

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 14 points 11 months ago

I don't know what I was expecting the house to look like, but it wasn't that

[–] Hobart_the_GoKart@lemm.ee 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The realtor is doing their best... "Are you looking for a unique home with ample space to create and make your own. This home boasts a large unique master bedroom, living areas and bathrooms. Come take a look, see the possibility and turn this into your dream today." 🙄

[–] Emperor@feddit.uk 1 points 11 months ago

But is it unique enough?

[–] Assman@sh.itjust.works 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)
[–] Mirshe@lemmy.world 1 points 11 months ago

It reminds me of Groverhaus.

[–] BobTheDestroyer@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

If you know on the door you're either gonna die at that house or get the best damn feed you've ever got.

[–] SaakoPaahtaa@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Honestly, not too bad and very affordable. Of course it would need some TLC but still

[–] IMALlama@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

This thing looks very slapped together. I agree that there is potentially opportunity, but I would be very cautious of the structural integrity. It's possible the person who did this was short on funds but knew what they were doing. It's also possible they were just winging it.