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[–] circuscritic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

This is actually a deep state plot. He'll be released early for good behavior and inserted into Comet Ping Pong for activation upon Emperor Trump's coronation.

He will then lead the celebration parade with the heads of Hillary and Bill Clinton on spikes, with a naked John Podesta being dragged in tow by a chain, while Kimberly Guilfoyle chants "SHAME... SHAME... SHAME..."

I know this because I have seen the documents. Q got sloppy and left them in his Wendy's bag that he threw in the dumpster I had been diving into for weeks in my search for life sustaining tendies.