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Chess joke (?) (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by DeadNinja@lemmy.world to c/chess@lemmy.ml

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My 11 year old nephew was looking over one of my chess books and asked innocently -

"Does that Indian Defence come in pairs? Like two for one?"

"Which one?"

"Bogo Indian defence.."

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[–] ck_@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 year ago

Two people meet in a park.

"Hey, did you know, there's supposed to be a super smart dog around here who plays chess!"

"Nah, he's not that smart, I beat him 5 to 1 ..."