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What’s the protocol for when someone accidentally steps on the robot vacuum?
To quote the Honorable Captain Blackadder : Well, normal procedure, Lieutenant, is to jump 200 feet into the air and scatter yourself over a wide area.
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Hope that someone is someone else and move away rapidly.
Outside of that you spider in a cup it and then Indiana Jones a weight on top, 98% chance you're going to be multi part rapidly after and a 1% chance it's a dud 1% chance cartoon shit actually worked.