this post was submitted on 02 Nov 2023
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Come on'n get your jamaharon on! There are no real rules—just don't break the weather control network.
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But what if I want to eat trash food that's bad for my body to punish myself for having the audacity to continue to exist?
Computer:
That option does not exist in the replicator database. Please seek medical attention if you are contemplating self-harm.Fine, fine. Guess I'll just go lick the warp core!