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I don't know what the fuck I'm doing with those loose coffee beans but sure!
You put them in a condom, shake wildly, and then lick each coffee bean for extra strawberry flavor
Hmmm
Also, why do we need coffee AND cocaine? I feel like the caffeine is just superfluous at that point.
For tomorrow morning?
Or the ass.