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I wish that Donald Trump and all his descendants suddenly grow taste buds throughout their lower intestine and anus, so that they are constantly and inescapably tasting their own shit. (sh.itjust.works)
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And that it's genetic, so that it's passed down to all his descendants; and that all people who marry into the family also have it happen to them

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[–] TootSweet@lemmy.world 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Granted. You've now learned you're a bastard child of Donald Trump.

[–] actionjbone@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 year ago

(a) that's redundant

(b) it's a consequence I'm willing to accept