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U.S. Warns A Gaza Ceasefire Would Only Benefit Humanity (www.theonion.com)

submitted 1 year ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social

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“We know there are voices across the world calling for a ceasefire, but what everyone needs to understand is that the only people who stand to gain from halting the bombing campaign are people who deeply value human life,”

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[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Tbh, I don't think either side is treating people humanely.

[–] aniki@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

One side is an open air prison. Fuck your two sides bullshit.

[+] toasteecup@lemmy.world -13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Thanks for the non-constructive commentary. Helps me know who I need to block to cultivate a better experience on lemmy, dicknozzle.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You're trying to defend colonialists commiting genocide

[+] toasteecup@lemmy.world -8 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Go back to lemmygrad.

I've stated elsewhere what information lead me to make my comment and asked for objective feedback to allow myself a chance to change my opinion.

Comments like yours are useless unhelpful and reek of absolute brainrot.

If you want to have a discussion, be polite and show me some facts all I'm aware of right now is Israel is bombing civilians and I heard reports of Hamas killing some hostages in early days.

If either of those are inaccurate how about you talk about it instead of being a dickhead?

[–] goldenlocks@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Comments like yours are useless unhelpful and reek of absolute brainrot.

Pure projection here. Go back to history class you've got a lot of learning to do.

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world -1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

And how about you go fuck yourself?

It's literally impossible to have a conversation where someone is incorrect without you and all of your toxic dipshit friends shitting on the poor soul all for the simple mistake of being incorrect.

For fucks sake you don't even give someone a chance to allow themselves to be informed it's just straight to being an asshole. God.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

Again you literally started by calling someone "dicknozzle". You're the one that decided to lower the tone. Stop acting like a victim.

[–] areyouevenreal@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I have never been a member of lemmygrad lol

Also you can't ask someone to be polite after calling people "dicknozzle". Whatever that thing is you should go and choke on one.

[–] Thief_of_Crows@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 year ago

Yeah, those people being genocided need to start being more civil. Otherwise they'll deserve the genocide.