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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 40 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It’s a shovel. A hole-maker. An imaginary sword. A club. A whacky-thing with which to hit things. A thing to drag along the ground and leave marks. Drag across fences or walls to feel and hear the sound. A spear, after you’ve sharpened it in the campfire. A pointer. A poker at strange and unknown critters you find under rocks. A tool to remove spiderwebs from your path. A pry bar. So, so many things.

Truly, she has no clue what “just a stick” is.

Sticks are incredible.

[–] 0XiDE@lemm.ee 1 points 1 year ago

A long stabby thing so you can whack em off from a distance

[–] rob64@startrek.website 1 points 1 year ago

My wife and I are rather fond of Adam Savage's term, "thwacker", when it comes to "whacky things".