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[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 32 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (11 children)

That's why I've got my IDE configured to make a commit and push for every single ctrl-s.

And one more thing, I'm not going to squash before my final PR.

EDIT:

For those of you interested, here's my gitconfig alias to help with this workflow:

[alias]
    ctrl-s-commit-push="!f() { count=$(cat count.txt); git add .; git commit -m \"$(date): commit $count\"; git push;}; f"

IMPORTANT: For those who are downvoting, yes, my entire comment is sarcasm, lol! Do not ever do anything like this in a shared repo, ever! If you actually do this in a shared repo, your access will likely be revoked the moment someone sane and competent realizes what you're doing.

Addendum: In that alias, I would've used left angle bracket instead of cat, but apparently lemmy scrubs those. I even tried the entity for it, but no go for either.

[–] ntzm@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 year ago (6 children)

Wouldn't that mean you just have shit tons of commits? What about the commit message?

I'd expect the poo emoji at that point.

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