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submitted 1 year ago by nodsocket@lemmy.world to c/memes@lemmy.ml

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[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

I got more compliments from women while I was driving my 1.4L inline 4 Honda in a week than I got in 10 years with a 4.2L Ford V8.

So yeah, V8s attract men. Sensible cars are for girls.

[–] holycrap@lemm.ee 45 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Clearly he's trying to attract a gay male cop

[–] WetBeardHairs@lemmy.ml 28 points 1 year ago

Pull me over daddy UwU

[–] i_am_hiding@aussie.zone 9 points 1 year ago

I drive a cool, classic car most of the time.

It attracts a lot of 60 year old blokes with names like "Terry" and "Ian" every time I pull up to a stop.

I haven't seen a girl so much as look sideways at it.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

A 255? Who's taking a second glance towards that choked smog era engine?

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

No. Accidentally robbed myself of .4L. 99 Crown Vic.

[–] lemming741@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Gotcha. If I had one of those, I'd paint it black and pretend it was a Marauder

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Left it white so people would think I was a cop and not drive like a lunatic.