https://hachyderm.io/@molly0xfff/111257037770255695
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this post was submitted on 18 Oct 2023
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Is it just me, or does $8k seem like a really small amount of money for hiring a hitman? Did they have a coupon?
People are dumb. I've seen cop shows where they pay the "hitman" $500-$2K for a hit.
If some enterprising disruptor startup started doing hits for $500, we’d solve the traffic problems in LA and the Bay Area in less than a week.
Killr
Murdrr
That seems about right if the hitman is local, it's a small area, and they're just starting out. You get that word of mouth advertising going then you can start charging a higher rate, charging for travel, and making a real living.
Probably a Groupon
Three people at the same restaurant.
New customer discount, you know how these online services are nowadays
That's how they get you.
Reading the source, it appears that 8k was only a 50% downpayment: