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[–] BolexForSoup@kbin.social 81 points 1 year ago (8 children)

Bro you literally don’t have to be there lmfao

[–] Hyperreality@kbin.social 143 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (6 children)

He's lying about having to be there. He's also lying about it distracting from the campaign. Him being at the trial is part of the campaign. Him saying it's distracting from the campaign, is also part of the campaign.

[–] funkpandemic@lemmy.ca 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] Techmaster@lemm.ee 9 points 1 year ago

He's got my vote!

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