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Turn it off, like a light switch
There, it's gone
My hetero side just won
I'm all better now
Boys should be with girls, that's Heavenly Father's plan
So if you ever feel you'd rather be with a man,
Turn it off!
"Well, I think it's okay that you're having gay thoughts, just so long as you never act on them"
No, 'cause then you're just keeping it down
Like a dimmer switch on low, thinking nobody needs to know
But that's not true!
Being gay is bad but lying is worse
So just realize you have a curable curse,
And turn it off!
Absolutely chilling. The best kind of comedy.