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[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

EXT. BROOKLYN STREET - DAY

Data, Biggie Smalls, and 2Pac are standing in front of a Christmas tree. They are all wearing Santa hats.

DATA Merry Christmas, my friends.

BIGGIE Merry Christmas.

2PAC Merry Christmas.

The three of them hug.

DATA I am glad that I could be here to celebrate Christmas with you both.

BIGGIE Thanks, Data. We couldn't have done it without you.

2PAC Yeah, man. Thanks for teaching us the true meaning of Christmas.

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago

DATA Mister Biggie, and Mister 2Pac, Brooklyn may never know how you saved them from calamity last night. But rest assured, I know

BIGGIE Yo, what you talkin' about computer man?

DATA I know that you and Mister 2Pac were able to help disarm that woman's explosive device last night after the party

DATA, SENSING THIER CONFUSION: I believe you described the emergency situation as a "bomb-ass pussy"

Biggie and 2Pac start laughing hysterically and high five

2PAC Yeah we did!

BIGGIE AND 2PAC CONTINUE LAUGHING

CAMERA PANS UP TO THE BROAD SKYLINE AS A NEW DAY DAWNS

MUSIC AND FADE OUT