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They didnt stand a chance (startrek.website)
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[–] F_this_stuff@sh.itjust.works 16 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You need a smash pass for his mom? Rough. Whenever I go to your mom's, she just does walk-ins. No card required.

[–] LeafOnTheWind@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

It's more of a punch out coupon card.

[–] toasteecup@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have to threaten all of your mom's with a block when they start texting me hook ups too much when I'm trying to sleep.

[–] STUPIDVIPGUY@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i solved this by issuing @billy_bollocks' mom a 10-visit punchcard so she would stop calling me to come over so often

[–] kurwa@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

Y'all got nothing on me, I fucked all your dad's back to back.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

This devolved quickly.