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[–] Sanctus@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago (2 children)

That was a riveting read. I desire to move the ladder.

[–] mycatiskai@lemmy.one 7 points 1 year ago

We belong to no sect, we can move that ladder knowing all of those people will hate us for moving it.

Better yet burn that ladder with a magnifying lens from a distance and see them all have a shit fit.

[–] TheBat@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

Just release some termites near the ladder lmao