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I mean... That's one way to deal with unwelcome solicitors (startrek.website)
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[–] seitanic@lemmy.sdf.org 84 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (12 children)

It makes more sense when you look at the rest of site. It's a "satire" news site. It's not a real story.

I thought "That doesn't sound like something a real journalist would write", and sure enough... Scroll down to the bottom, and you find

KVTA4 is a fabricated satirical newspaper and comedy website. KVTA4 uses invented names in all its stories, except in cases when public figures are being satirized. Any other use of real names is accidental and coincidental.

[–] DarkThoughts@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Who would even believe:

Not to mention the strange erotic sensations they were feeling for the first time as well.

That's straight up erotic fan fiction. lol

[–] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Yeah I got to that point and was a little disappointed tbh, I wanted this to be true lol

[–] Nahvi@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Their motto at the top, "News you can count on to let you down"

[–] GeneralVincent@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Damn, I missed that too haha

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