"Yay god, I love God, we love God, don't you love God? He's the best! Better than others! (Here's 3 slightly modified verses from the Bible songified. Two are out of order but it makes my song sound better.) Yay god. I love God. But like I REALLY love him. God. "

And then while singing, make sure one or both of your arms is in some form of lift. It can be way up like you're reaching for a rase you know you aren't going to get, or it can be just 6 inches away from your side, one or both arms doesn't matter as long as an arm is doing something. That's how you really know someone is better at religion than you.

[–] FancyLad@lemmy.world 4 points 11 months ago

I love God so much he took the kids and filed a restraining order against me.

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 3 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Damn! I want to religion good. What if I don’t have arms?

[–] SARGEx117@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Well I have some bad news for you.... Straight to hell. God apparently only wants arm-lifters.