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[–] snooggums@kbin.social 47 points 1 year ago (2 children)

A chamber is the space in automatics, semiautomatic, and the slide back single shot weapons for the bullet when it is about to be fired. Any game of Russin Roulette played with a bullet in the chamber is going to be very short.

Russian Roulette is played with one bullet in the cylinder, the spinny thing on a revolver.

[–] three@lemm.ee 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] snooggums@kbin.social 29 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Lemme tell you about the difference between a clip and a magazine!

A magazine is a paper distributed like newspapers but in more of a booklet form and with higher quality paper.

A clip is the thing that holds you chips bag closed after opening so they don't get stolen.

Edit: that should be stale, not stolen, but I'm leaving it

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Russian roulette hard mode: you’re hoping for a jam.