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[–] TheOakTree@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

So a bird saunters up to a citrus refreshment booth, and he communicates to the booth attendant, saying "hello (bom bom bom) do you happen to possess any grapes?"

The attendant returned "no, we only deal in the business of citrus refreshments, although the drinks are cool and crisp, and they were prepared in my household! Could I interest you in a serving?"

The bird returns, "I've no need."