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Real talk though, bonemeal is high in phosphorus, a plant macronutrient. I do not actually suggest using human bones
Is there really no downsides to eating the rich?
Better than eating plastic
but the rich are made out of plastic, no?
plastic is unhealthy to eat
The meat might be tender, but if they're US billionaires they'll likely have abnormally high salt content. Just something to be aware if you have high cholesterol
Humanity might actually survive climate change, depending on your viewpoint that could probably be a negative!
Eat the rich -> you be one the next richest -> get eaten
And it grows saplings instantly
Yeah, but it eventually becomes bioavailable
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Really though. The article I link to shows it's uptake in plants and improvement in soil available P
I'm just over here, doing my thing. Talking about soil amendments and living my life.
You don't have to comment if you find my stuff boring. In the meantime, I'll keep on doing what suits me; educating people like @satansmaggotycumfart@lemmy.world below for instance
I care.
Thank you, Satan's maggoty cum farts!
What piece of equipment is that track shovel for?
A dozer, I suppose, if I had to pick.
I used mine for digging. Lots. Lots and lots of digging. I put the entire rodentia order to shame
Dude, why would you say that?
This is a fucking meme community.
You're sending really mixed signals.
I just really like soil amendments. And mixed signals.
But not mixed amendments and soil signals? Just checking.
Just imagine how much CO2 will never get released if you plant a tree with rich peoples bones!
All this talk of eating the rich, when we should really use the rich as fertilizer. This has the side benefit of allowing one to include their vegan or vegetarian friends.