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Do you think she could jerk off two people in one motion with one hand, if they were sorted by height accordingly? Can she use both hands?
The Dick Jerk Theorem finally comes back around
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=P-hUV9yhqgY
Did anybody ever finalize the math on this like Futuramas body swap formula?