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I actually do enjoy human interaction (to a reasonable degree).
And what do you do?
It’s tough to describe but I work in Theater & Performing Arts.
I'm having difficulty understanding what positions in theater and performing arts are stereotyped as anti-social, unless it's some kind of euphemism?
Let’s just move along and for clarity, no euphemisms or double entendres. I just generally have a disdain for people in general. When one shows a nanoshred of awareness & acknowledgement of others, I am turned on. I mean not aroused like in that way, but mentally turned on. Connections with unmet members of likemindedness. Big mind boner for sure! Way better than food when your hungry. *Here in the west, our interpretations vary by many degrees.
I don't know if you're flirting with me or telling me to shut up
I could possibly be mentally flirting. I don’t think it’s a crime yet. So, I’’’’m gonna say to ya’ll. *Do attempt this move while one is still free to express and exercise it. But getting back to your initial question. Quite possibly maybe or perhaps not at all. I don’t honestly know yet.
I'm either too high or not high enough for this. Just tell me what position to get in and let's get this over with. Lights off but socks stay on.
You just made me spit seltzer water everywhere. I’m high enough to think that your last comment is the funniest dang ol’ thing I read today. I’m still giggling and the seltzer just uninvitedly toolk the ⬆️ elevator. Thanks🙌 Now I don’t need to do sit ups tomorrow. Idk U but U’r a funny £#%¥!✌️G’night!
I have an urge to throw a towel at you and tell you to clean yourself up while I put my pants back on. Thanks for the ego boost and I hope you get some help with your drinking problem. I left the $60 on your nightstand, goodnight.
Thank you. I’m only feeling slightly less than I was 2 weeks ago. Calling it a win tonight. Was no sweat off my upper butt. I’m giving the 60 bucks to the local food bank. Conversely, Ima take waaaaay more than that during the times when the goods are getting doled out. It’s kinda like being and unlikely hero. Low hanging fruit I know. But I’m g’on grab it. B/c I’m tall & those short fucks are just up the creek now.
All this talk about upper butt, grabbing low hanging fruit, short fucks, and local food banks has me ready for round 2. Out of completely unrelated curiosity, how tall are we talking?
So uh the thing that measures that got broken by some dumb hippies trying to concoct some original ideas. I know it just happens every so often. Try’n to warsh the self righteousness stench is a chore in itself. But hey, whatcha g’on do? Give the kiddos a pathway & next thing they think they invented it.
You have a way with words. As in a way to put letters together in a seemingly correct fashion but trying to process the meaning is like trying to shove a vinyl record into a usb port. I like you
That USB shoving Vinyl is on the docket for our golf game. It has nothing to do with our golf round nor does our golf game have the slightest to do with this project. Will update w/ photos. If I don’t remember to take pics, I will faithfully, to the best of my knowledge, re create said pictures. Please be aware this may be a poor imitation of a hare brained subversive tech stunt. It would be annoying AF (but that’s the funny part). Hours & hours of shoving vinyl in to cassettes & CD players. Some really F’d up ADMSR 🤣
I don't know if you need your meds and a nap or if you're actually going to make a video of vinyl shoving
Somewhere in that Venn Diagram, lay the truth in unexplored realms of subversive endeavors. However, I actually enjoy an existence on this plane of what some call reality. I’m kinda like a misanthropic pragmatist with clairvoyant intuition & knack for puns. I do fancy myself a wordsmith & Wesson. B/c my first shot misses & the next will keep U guessin’. 🤟
Likewise Mio Amico!
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Just trying to get the fuck outta my own way. Gotta just mention I’m 6’4 & I was heading out of SeaTac airport on Valentines Day earlier this year & my wife was checking a bag & everywhere I stood, people would just begin lining up behind me. At first I thought it was funny but then after a bit, I began to think to myself, this is becoming absurd. After that bs, I went outside & probably inhaled a vape pen in one draw. The rest of the day was ez pee zee. My hostility level reached subzero levels. It’s was a W for my wife b/c she had to fly with me.