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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 39 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Leak em! Leak em!

grabs popcorn

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

I'm like, "was that supposed to make us want to see them less?!"

Vote now:

A) Greg is carrying Elons 45th baby? B) They just wanted to exchange gamer handles to play Fortnight? C) Greg wanted to know where Elon gets all his drugs?