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It's a proud family name (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 days ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 28 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I knew someone with this surname and she hated answering the phone.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

I knew a guy with the surname Gay. Needless to say, he didn't enjoy it. This was also the noughties. I'm sure it's a little less bad now.

[–] Mk23simp@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I too am gay, horny, and hate answering the phone.

[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 6 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That’s perfect because according to this pop up ad there are sexy singles in your area! You just need to click a link and send me your credit card number.

[–] aeternum@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 day ago

I run a credit card testing website that checks if a credit card number is valid. So please send your CC number, name, expiry and CVC, and I'll let you know if it's valid!