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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 14 points 3 days ago (2 children)

No consultancy can ever make Jira fast. It’s incredible that it takes several seconds just to open a motherfucking goddamn issue.

I swear all their SQL is select * from *;

[–] DragonSidedD@monero.town 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

As a person who has designed several enterprise data models, I would like to personally congratulate the entire middle school class that belched up Atlassian's

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 2 points 2 days ago

Sometimes you'll search for a ticket and it straight up just doesn't find it. Then you search for it again and wow, now it's suddenly appeared.