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[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 174 points 4 days ago (3 children)

No one who legitimately knows anything about computing speaks like this.

He’s truly a moron’s hallucination of a genius.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 71 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Wdym. Just copy-paste your source code. Go ahead. That one single file with the source code, copy-paste it.

[–] saimen@feddit.org 38 points 4 days ago

Not copy-paste. Cut-paste. As an additional feature that way your source code becomes as light weighted as 0 Kb.

[–] pigup@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] Botzo@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago

Oh man, the people leaving when he starts. Amazing.

[–] DrSteveBrule@mander.xyz 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I saw him do a show in Florida and he started bashing republicans during a joke when a bunch of people in the audience started booing and leaving. He calls them all dipshits and dives into doing a bunch of jokes further questioning their intelligence before winning back the crowd. It was very impressive.

[–] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 5 points 4 days ago

I love Stavrose baby. He is awesome and doesn't give a fuck what people think.

[–] voracitude@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

I'm a minute in and I'm a fan, thanks for the link!

[–] Evotech@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

An ai runs his twitter probly