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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 419 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Why are all my variables suddenly named after SS officers?

[–] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 150 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Führer loop

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 134 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)
  • Auswitch statement
  • V2latile variable
  • Goebboolean
  • Zyklon C++
  • Left shift, Reich shift
  • Open and close Parenzer
  • Iron Cross-compiler
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 38 points 3 days ago

Thanks I hate it!

[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 89 points 3 days ago

if (hasBillion) { throw new NaziSalute(); }