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Luckily for me I really hate sleeping on a bare mattress, so I can only go to bed after the new ones are on.
Yeah I will just put off getting into bed for as long as possible which will result in me putting on new bedsheets at 5 am
I will sleep on the couch and tell myself I'll put on new bedsheets the next day. Usually this results in sleeping on the couch for the next couple of days.
Similar, except the idea of ruining my perfectly good mattress by sleeping on it sans sheets is enough for me to put sheets on. I simply can't imagine being like angh, fuck it, sleep on mattress.
I remember moving out of my family home with my mom and brother after my parents split, I was 19 or 20, spent the whole day carrying shit. Get to my room, it's mattress, box spring, floor, and I'm exhausted. I still took the extremely lazy route of grabbing my sleeping bag and sleeping in it on my mattress.
And for anyone unaware here, a little PSA, putting your bare skin on your mattress is a great way to get a stinky, oily mattress that is uncleanable. It's why mattress covers exist, ton insulate that nice mattress from your awful stink (myself included). Once it's ruined, its ruined.
Same but I don't mind sleeping on the couch soooooo....
What is this superpower you speak of?