this post was submitted on 07 Jul 2025
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I'm sad that I missed posting this on the 4th

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[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Maybe don't eat the mayo in the doomsday prepper bunker.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 18 points 2 days ago (2 children)

You leave me and my gallons of bunker mayo alone.

[–] frezik@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 days ago (1 children)

That sounds like how the zombie apocalypse starts.

Zombie or no zombie, it's how I'm going out.