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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

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Anon describes experience (lemmy.ml)

submitted 6 days ago by LifeLemons@lemmy.ml to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com 39 points 6 days ago (2 children)

why does this gat dang kid keep complaining about his itchy knee?!?

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

san yon go roku shichi hachi kyu jyu!

...jyu-ichi jyu-ni jyu-san...

Ok I'll stop now.

Ahem, not bilingual, but I definitely have a small chunk of Japanese drilled into my head after a decade + of Karate, haha.

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 2 points 6 days ago

I do have eczema, so maybe they did think that's what I was saying.