this post was submitted on 04 Jul 2025
662 points (98.8% liked)

The Onion

6419 readers
384 users here now

The Onion

A place to share and discuss stories from The Onion, Clickhole, and other satire.

Great Satire Writing:

founded 3 years ago
MODERATORS
you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments
[–] some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 6 points 1 week ago

It'd be more believable if it was talking about ancient aliens.