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but i use ddg btw

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[–] teamonkey@lemm.ee 125 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

Doctors

[–] ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

"Just because my medical school was in the Cayman islands doesn't mean I'm not a real doctor."

[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You still need doctors, because Dr Google just thinks everyone has cancer.

[–] Speculater@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Every fucking time. "Cancer or an autoimmune disease."

See a doctor: Oh, it's a pinched nerve / sprain / hemorrhoid.

Fuck Google.