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xkcd #3109: Dehumidifier

Title text:

It's important for devices to have internet connectivity so the manufacturer can patch remote exploits.

Transcript:

[A store salesman, Hairy, is showing Cueball a dehumidifier, with a "SALE" label on it. Several other unidentified devices, possibly other dehumidifier models, are shown in the store as well.]

Salesman: This dehumidifier model features built-in WiFi for remote updates.
Cueball: Great! That will be really useful if they discover a new kind of water.

Source: https://xkcd.com/3109/

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[–] veni_vedi_veni@lemmy.world 19 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any appliance with IoT is a value-subtract.

They do it so in the future they can monetize you in perpetuity in some way

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago (3 children)

I can see value in HVAC IoT. Away from home and there's a cold spell? Turn up the heating so your pipes don't freeze, but also run it higher when electricity is cheaper (if you have variable pricing).

I don't think I'd want my microwave, washing machine, or toilet to have IoT features though.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)

My toilet sings when I lift the lid or sit down. I kind of wish I could upload a new song after all these years

[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

American toilets get Singing toilets before bidets.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tfowinder@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 1 day ago

For that price, does it at least wash and dry your ass automatically? I can't imagine paying 10k for a toilet for lights and music lol

[–] ShouldIHaveFun@sh.itjust.works 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Any decent heating system will have a thermostat which will activate the heating when it's getting cold. Also no need for internet to be able to setup the time when electricity is cheaper. It's not like it's something you need to do regularly. Setting this all up directly on the heating system works well enough.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 day ago

With day ahead pricing it changes... Daily.

[–] aaaa@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I want my washing machine to notify my phone when a cycle completes... But maybe not quite that much

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 8 points 2 days ago

Mine chimes a quaint little song. It's enough because it can be heard pretty much anywhere in the house unless I'm in the basement. If I'm not home, the notification wouldn't be particularly useful - I might as well just check when I get home.

I mean the idea isn't the absolute worst. I just don't think it's a huge QoL improvement either.