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[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 6 points 1 week ago (19 children)

wait

is property lines the same as a house?

can you sublet a room on your house and hide there?

can you surround a vampire with houses and he cannot escape?

[–] bizzle@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (15 children)

Hey, I'm an amateur vampirologist. Feel free to tell me to go F myself if you disagree, but here are my thoughts.

In most media I've seen it's not the property line, it's specifically the house.

Subletting leads to an interesting conundrum that I'll have to explore more but on its face I think it checks out. I also think it's very silly and would love to see a work that explored this.

As I understand it, you'd have to build them pretty close together so it couldn't escape, especially if it can turn into mist or fly, but theoretically I think that would work too if you could build fast enough.

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 10 points 1 week ago (9 children)

i won't tell you to fuck yourselves, I'll do it myself ..

next questions

a cave can be a house, can a vampire enter a uninhabited cave, but if next day someone moves in, will the vampire be unable to enter?

if a vampire inherits a house, no one formally invited him in, could he enter, as he is the legal owner and therefore only need his invitation?

do tents count as housing? what about this:

could you wear a tent like that and vampires would be unable to bite you?

[–] neatchee@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

Imagine a vampire getting frustrated with a realtor because this is the fourth time they've arrived at a house they're interested in to do a walkthrough but the owners aren't home and the realtor, as someone who doesn't have ties to the memories created in that home, can't invite him in.

This also has fascinating implications for house flippers. If you only live there while working on it, have you not amassed enough "home power" to keep vampires out? Does the power of your previous home follow you to a new address if it's mostly the same decor?

[–] Anomalocaris@lemm.ee 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

We could then use vampires to determine who owns a house, if a house is abandoned for a while and there are squatters.

the squaters and legal owner invite vampires in, if the legal owner vampire cant, he looses the right to the house, if the squatter's vamp cant get in, they get evicted.

[–] ulterno@programming.dev 1 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So the legal owner loses the deed and the squatters evacuate.
Now the state gets an extra house.

if thats the case, that means no one was the trully living there, so it's better to open it for someone else rather than leave it vacant.

(if the squatters really lived there instead of just crashing there for a couple nights then they would have gotten there house)

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