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[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 14 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

I'm an old fuck and I started to code in the late 80s. Fast forward 30 years, I once had to work at a WeWork. One day, directly outside of my small office space, I swear to god, a fucking hipster kid with a Macbook under his arm practiced skateboard moves. That was the exact moment I started hating working in IT. It's also what I think every Javascript coder looks and acts like.

[–] Dumbkid@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What's wrong with skateboards

[–] JackbyDev@programming.dev 3 points 1 day ago

I really don't care people using skate boards, even doing it around a workplace isn't necessarily taboo in my mind, but they were in the office right outside someone's door. Do it in the parking lot or something.

[–] glorkon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

Nothing. But that kid used it inside a coworking space.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 8 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I actually wish skateboards made a come back. Much more preferable over the escooters I see around a lot.

[–] axEl7fB5@lemmy.cafe 1 points 21 hours ago

What about kick scooters?

[–] Kaboom@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah but no handle so you're much more likely to eat shit when you go down a slope or something.

[–] Matty_r@programming.dev 2 points 1 day ago

Yea, it takes actual skill to use them ha ha

[–] Guttural@jlai.lu 5 points 2 days ago

Youngsters these days, uh?

Now grandpa, time to take your medicine