Melbourne

One of thooooose days

• in de basement cleaning up more mortar dust, got my big pink filters on and a little bonnet

...vacuum won't start. Completely out of the blue. No. Nooo. My sweet cheese, my goodtime boy, my old reliable whaaat. Do some diags, ok, we shall get a cheap one to finish the job while i repair my bubbe

• get in car to bunnings!

..why does the car smell like metho

• check exhaust since we had some hooning dickheads last night if some cunt has gone for our catalytic i will be VERY PISSED nope ok all good i'm fine

..remember husband doesn't know shit about cars and has adhd. Pop hood with trepidation.

...yup, the coolant tank is full balls empty YEET