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Teacher Required To Provide Own Salary (theonion.com)
submitted 21 hours ago by RmDebArc_5@sh.itjust.works to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] Hasherm0n@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago

Yup, buddy of mine managed to get his masters and a teaching certification while working in retail. Got a job teaching at a junior highschool and then ended up quitting after only two years. He took an entry level corporate IT help desk job and started off making more than twice as much as teaching with easily half the stress.