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[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 12 points 9 hours ago (4 children)

I'm really good at operating vehicles and other heavy machinery while on LSD, it doesn't significantly impair my coordination or reflexes. Delivered pizzas, drove a forklift once, and left more than a handful of underwhelming/unpleasant trip parties without having to wait til I came down. I suspect it's a combination of my particular neurodivergence plus a lot of practice gaming while tripping, hard to prove though.

[–] dumbass@quokk.au 7 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

I droped LSD while working at a fuel station and it was the only time that people came back in to see my boss to tell them how great of a server I was. I even had a cool conversation with two cops who came in, which was terrifying because I also had my bong and weed in the toilet room behind them.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 4 points 5 hours ago

The right dosage at the right time can unlock easy access flow state, it's a treat when it happens

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 37 points 9 hours ago (2 children)

Upvoted for being genuinely the scariest. It's not scary that you're really good. It's scary that you actually believe yourself.

[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 10 points 8 hours ago (2 children)

I have a sub aracnoid cyst, It started growing and shoving my brain into my spine, I had brain surgery, and I'm on a combo of meds that would kill a normal person. I experience hallucinations that I can never turn off all the time. Sparks, trailers, things that aren't melting melting, usually numbers and letters, sometimes everything is technocolor, sometimes double vision, tunnel vision, White noise often sounds like angelic singing, I hear my name a lot when there's no sounds, anyways. I live a mostly, kind of sort of, normal life. Driving isn't really a problem, it's not my reaction times or decision making that's the issue, and the reality I see is doing weird shit, but I don't see things in the wrong place. But also, these aren't all happening all the time, abs if I get a few happening at once, I'll try and take it easy. Things have gotten better with the dissolution of my former relationship. A lot less random dramatic stress.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago

That sounds difficult, one of my favorite parts of every trip is when it's finally over. I'm glad to hear it's not stopping you from living.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 4 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago)

Hey I am curious about how people experience hallucinations can I ask some questions?

Does being tired or sleepy effect it? For example just before falling asleep do you start hearing your voice more clearly or louder?

Do you actually see figures and people in front of you or is it more of a "I think I saw a black cat run in my peripheral vision" type of thing?

Thank you!

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml -2 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Zero car accidents, flawless driving record. There are lots of things you can't do, doesn't mean they can't be done.

[–] GiveOver@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

Hopefully you don't kill anybody else when it finally happens

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 16 points 8 hours ago (1 children)

Go watch the end of wolf of wall street. The part where they think they are driving amazingly.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 1 points 5 hours ago

I'm built different

[–] Psythik@lemm.ee 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (1 children)

Dude I totally understand. I normally suck at video games but I've played Counter-Strike competitively on 25i before and I swear it turned me into a pro.

All of a sudden I could pinpoint enemies with millimeter precision from the sound of their footsteps alone. It was like having x-ray vision or echolocation, no joke (Shout out to the CS devs for their excellent sound design). My aim was suddenly a lot better too. Headshots were child's play.

Wish I still had gameplay footage but unfortunately this was several PCs ago. It's been a long time since I've fucked with psychedelics cause they don't pair nicely with anxiety (only time I was able play video games on the stuff was when I was drunk too). I was never that good at video games ever again.

[–] Amnesigenic@lemmy.ml 5 points 5 hours ago

I remember one time playing Destiny 1 pvp peaking, I stopped being able to distinguish objects from environment but somehow I was still putting the crosshairs on people's heads