Microblog Memes

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A place to share screenshots of Microblog posts, whether from Mastodon, tumblr, ~~Twitter~~ X, KBin, Threads or elsewhere.

Created as an evolution of White People Twitter and other tweet-capture subreddits.

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I had a neighbour who embalmed his own wife. (lemmy.world)

submitted 23 hours ago by BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] shaquilleoatmeal@lemm.ee 22 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

I ate my twin in the womb.

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 7 points 17 hours ago

Same! I was left with a small vestigial growth on the side of my pinky that baby me used as a fidget until they cut it off.

After telling a handful of stories to the goblin students I work with, one suggested that my life is so interesting because I have to live two people worth of experiences.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 8 points 20 hours ago

Sounds like you did them a favor.