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What school in my country has taught me is that when teacher is hot with huge coconuts then kids behave but if teacher is old and ugly then they throw her into the river.
What’s the moral of this story? We have to provide breast transplants and surgery
It's true, my 6th grade teacher had HUGE titties, and everyone listened to him.