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Billionaire Sunjay Kapur has died after swallowing a bee at a polo match (people.com)

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[–] ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Bit hard to swallow... you'd be guaranteed to choke to death though.

[–] kworpy@lemm.ee 2 points 1 day ago

nah ive seen a video of an asian guy swallowing a hornet. he was fine but his mouth was so inflated he could barely speak properly

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Or, hear me out. Genetically modified bonsai orcas.

I'm assuming the biohacking community can get on that.