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[–] supernicepojo@lemmy.world 113 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I cast Body Dysmorphia as a cantrip! Roll to save!

[–] Zagorath@aussie.zone 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

That's definitely at least a 2nd rank spell.

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 17 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Honytawk@feddit.nl 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

No, that is the kink shame level 1 spell

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago

Vicious mockery is deffo a cantrip…

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)
[–] manny_stillwagon@mander.xyz 32 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

You're a short motherfucker and nobody likes you!

flute noises BITCH!

Everybody says, "Look how fucking short that guys is."

And that stops you from forming meaningful relationships.

When you were born everybody thought that you were just a head

But then the doctor said, "WAIT!

This stupid, motherfucking, tiny, short-ass baby Got a tiny, little, itty-bitty body

And I hate it!"

[–] lagoon8622@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] ninjabard@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

LOOT THAT BODY

[–] Landless2029@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Oddly appropriate lyrics in this context omfg