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[–] MyOpinion@lemmy.today 59 points 3 days ago (3 children)

So we have the right to hit you with our car Ron?

[–] Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de 27 points 3 days ago

I hope he says no, thus protesting your request...

[–] Eyekaytee@aussie.zone 11 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Floridians have a right to hit protesters with their car if they need to "flee for your safety."

are you fleeing for your safety surrounded by ron de santises?

[–] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I think Ron DeSantis getting hit by a car would be for everyone's safety.

[–] Ledericas@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago (1 children)

ron isnt a human, closest is ahumanoid alien, he will just ressurect in a new clone body.

Don't try to be rational with ghouls.