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[–] RandomStickman@fedia.io 10 points 2 days ago (3 children)

What would be the music track they use?

[–] harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Unironically, "Born in the USA." But a cover by Kid Rock and Ted Nugent.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 11 points 2 days ago (1 children)

My ears are bleeding just imagining that 😬

[–] klu9@piefed.social 2 points 2 days ago

Now imagine Mike Huckabee doing a rap in the middle.