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[โ€“] ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 26 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

I had a dream once in which an ex-girlfriend from years ago who I was still in love with appeared and told me that I would never have her back so I should stop being so obsessed with her. Good advice, perhaps, but not what I feel I deserve in my own dreams...

Now that I think about it, I realize that I can't remember ever having sex in a dream. So much for dreams as wish fulfillment.

[โ€“] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Dude, she's the one coming on in YOUR dreams uninvited. She's the one obsessing!